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Name : Sue
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Favourite artist : Van Gogh
Favourite colour : Purple
Length of hair : 2
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Comments : Excellent stuff. Great Fun. Keep up the good work.
Name : Sophie Banks
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Favourite artist : Rodin
Favourite colour : passionate redy purply dark kinda colour
Length of hair : really long
Bohemian pretentions : i watch moulin rouge a lot and am going there next week
Comments : Fab art, being an artist myself i think its great that people can take the eh...pee out of their own work, think i might put some of my stuff up, so keep a look out!
Name : Barry Rolex
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Email : BarryRolex@aol.com
Favourite artist : Peter, Paul and Mary
Favourite colour : Mary
Length of hair : 5
Bohemian pretentions : I dont really have any pretentions, though I went to Germany once.
Comments : I just love you, I dont care who knows or what people say, you are simply beautiful, your art has a depth and soul to it almost unknown in this world, thank you, thank you , thank you!
Name : Gary
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Email : GaryRolex@aol.com
Favourite artist : Macca
Favourite colour : Cobolt blue
Length of hair : 1 foot
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Comments : Clearly you are an extraordinary man and it is good to see a picture of the artist hisself (though youre no oil painting(I hope you dont mind me saying so))
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Comments : Well................yer a better paint guy than me..........I tried a watercolour once, of a sunset behind a mountain, and it looked like dog vomit splain in front of a burnt, perpenticular taco. You done good. and, Cheers!
Name : Willemina Labino
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Email : royalarse@yahoo.com
Favourite artist : the artist formerly known as Prince
Favourite colour : red & brown-only together tho
Length of hair : i only have eyebrows & they are short
Bohemian pretentions : trapeze artist extrodinaire w/chronic flatulence...1 in a million
Comments : this site makes my dry eyes water.
im usually not one to get emotional. This is really thrilling. i almost barfed. Now i have a rash and i swaer my teeth have started to corrode from being exposed to this site...how?why? i just dont know.
Name : Laura
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Email : camdam888@hotmail.com
Favourite artist : Emily Carr
Favourite colour : green
Length of hair : in what area...lol
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Comments : really enjoyed your gallery, it was very refreshing. I am an artist myself.
I truly enjoyed Rupid the Rabbit.
Name : Lauren
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Email : Loljen1234@aol.com
Favourite artist : Gustav klimt
Favourite colour : bright illuminus pink
Length of hair : past shoulders
Bohemian pretentions : eh?
Comments : i think this site is pretty gud man. though i did nearly have a heart attack looking at some of the paintings. luv lauren
Name : Garry Rolex
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Email : GarryRolex@vizzavi.org
Favourite artist : Bon Jovi
Favourite colour : wood
Length of hair : Depends which wig I'm wearing
Bohemian pretentions : I smoke opium openly in the street.
Comments : I especially liked the piture of Sam and James Bourne. It reminded me of a sandwich I once ate.
Name : Ellis "Raimundo" Hall
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Favourite artist : That bloke off the telly
Favourite colour : urine seen by moonlight
Length of hair : which one?
Bohemian pretentions : rhapsodical
Comments : Dave - good, well-meaning, efforts here although, despite some occasional flashes of inspired gormlessness, I fear you have not displayed sufficient talent for the genuinely bad. Have you thought of joining the Remodernists? They do crap art as well. Also
Name : paul
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Favourite artist : neil young
Favourite colour : green
Length of hair : scruffy
Bohemian pretentions : signing guestbooks
Comments : this art isnt "bad" - its "yours"
stop using that word.
Name : joe bradbury
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Email : remulacksjib@aol.com
Favourite artist : visionaire
Favourite colour : sky colors
Length of hair : short
Bohemian pretentions : always the dreamer...33\6
Comments : art is about expression, not tech. merrit. I am also an artist...oils prodominately, illustration. check www.alexgrey.com? To an extension of my, and yours...
Comments : i like gloppy portraits, i like scatter, i lkie all that cuz it looks like my mind. hey, how much to mail a picture and get in return a painting? nevermind, it's probably on this site somewhere. peace sign
Name : kirsty
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Email : kirstymhall30@hotmail.com
Favourite artist : the sunset
Favourite colour : clear
Length of hair : below my chin
Bohemian pretentions : too poor to afford any
Comments : i also took welding so i fly through the air like they do in flashdance.i also paint badly but nobody appreciates it except my mother.i am sorry that she's dead.i like your work,it is very nice.i put my plant next to my work,it looks very nice too.i have
jessy - 11/30/00 03:57:47 My Email:gailshatty@hotmail.com Opinion of Modern Art: it's great - bring it on Favourite Artist: my monkey Favourite colour: purple Length of Hair: shortish Bohemian pretentions?: a wee bit Favourite Italian food: calamari
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great siteski! wonderful collection of bad art
from a bad (good, though, too, right?) artist. i
think it's all art. sure that's a huge statement
but i truely believe it. yes, shit on a wall is art if
someone, anyone, really SEES it as such.
there doesn't even need to be a point, a
purpose, a revalation intrinsically designed for
the viewer. it is/was created, it wasn't a waste
of time no matter what it looks like. i know i'm
rambling, but.. my last point is... my worst pet
peeve is hearing the phrase "well i'm not an
artist" - you sign your name don't you? you
make a mark, somewhere in your life there is
evidence that contradicts that supposed "lack
of the 'art gene'". even the poetry of how we
communicate is art - body language,
dreaming, sex, sadness & rage. the
mediocre, the dull, the excessive and rude, the
(yeah yeah get the point) etc. - it is, you
guessed it, living art filling space and time, if
not our memories, or museums.
Stuart - 11/15/00 08:32:44 My Email:sriffle@mindspring.com Opinion of Modern Art: Art? God is dead.
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Truly horrible, but you're kind of coasting here. Even intentionally amateur art is expressive. Have you ever studied programming? Here, you can make an entire career of arrogant pretense, instead of a hobby. It is ignorant to criticise art, but it is tru
y evil to second-guess the engineer, and the things we make lack even aesthetic purpose.
Tarek - 11/04/00 16:47:20 My URL:http://www.artistlounge.com My Email:tarekchemaly@postmark.net Opinion of Modern Art: Splendid Favourite Artist: Myself [Sorry] Favourite colour: Yellow Length of Hair: Come again? Bohemian pretentions?: None Favourite Italian food: If you must know: Farfale with green beans
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Never has any "bad art" been so good! Stunning work.
Adrienne - 11/01/00 15:34:12 My Email:Hunybunny555@hotmail.com Opinion of Modern Art: Kewl Favourite Artist: Rembrandt Favourite colour: Black Length of Hair: Long Bohemian pretentions?: yes Favourite Italian food: Lasagna
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Kewl art..strange..but kewl
Jay D. Anderson - 10/16/00 16:10:59 My URL:http://krcweb.com/art My Email:artbyjayd@aol.com Opinion of Modern Art: It is an imaginative yet talentless endeavor. Favourite Artist: Myself... Favourite colour: Black and blue... Length of Hair: Moderate Bohemian pretentions?: Tie dyed shirts, rose colored Lennon glasses Favourite Italian food: Ziti
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Check out my site will ya? I believe the best abstract modern art is the work of highly respected Chimps and Gorillas. I include links to those sites plus a few other primates. All other abstract sucks! New site... in the making... not advertised wid
ly yet.
Clumpy - 10/13/00 14:50:18 My URL:http://www.clumpythewingemaster.com My Email:clumpy@wingemaster.com Opinion of Modern Art: Rather Clumpy Favourite Artist: Clumpy Bradbury Favourite colour: Clumps of blue Length of Hair: Shoulder clumps Bohemian pretentions?: none that I can mention Favourite Italian food: fried clumps of spagetti
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Jo Anne - 10/09/00 23:54:55 My Email:joanne@elltel Opinion of Modern Art: exciting Favourite Artist: Sean Favourite colour: green Length of Hair: short Bohemian pretentions?: what day is it Favourite Italian food: garlic
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I like the art by Sean McGarry. The others are intresting but, Sean's has a special appeal for me. Possably this is so because Sean is my grandson and my views are colored by that fact.
- 10/03/00 17:51:09 My URL:http://yes.com My Email:yes Opinion of Modern Art: yes Favourite Artist: yes Favourite colour: yes Length of Hair: yes Bohemian pretentions?: yes Favourite Italian food: yes
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yes
Andy - 09/15/00 20:15:45 My URL:http://andy.ipfox.com My Email:andy_freedom@hotmail.com Opinion of Modern Art: Do they still make modern art? Favourite Artist: Dali Favourite colour: blue Length of Hair: 1.2" Bohemian pretentions?: not really Favourite Italian food: bratwurst
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As the internet shrinks the world the contributions of indivuals become more homogenous, reducing the value of each globally but increasing its value locally. Do you charge by the hour or by the painting?
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i liket you pictures.please visit my websites.
Dasia - 08/31/00 07:48:19 My Email:dnagrodzka@netscape.net Opinion of Modern Art: so long as its not more of the re-hashed installation crap which makes my head spin Favourite Artist: Klee . . . maybe Favourite colour: green Length of Hair: shoulder Bohemian pretentions?: plenty Favourite Italian food: I actually do prefer Polish
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Hey, wonderful stuff. Have you considered doing miniatures?
I am presently one of only two active Genericists, and as a co-founder of a whole movement I have to tell you: start taking yourself seriously - bad art, good art, if you have pretensions and a whore of an agent you'll go anywhere.
Yo mamma japrice78 - 08/23/00 18:46:39 My Email:jprice78@mediaone.net Opinion of Modern Art: blah Favourite Artist: Gary Larson Favourite colour: poonk Length of Hair: namoulie' Bohemian pretentions?: rama lama ding dong Favourite Italian food: welsknini
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Complete ans utter She@t! I don't know when I have ever seen some more Shitty shit in my whole shittin shitty shit life! Take this shit to the shitting shitty shit shit, and shit it!
Jon - 08/04/00 17:52:31 My Email:jonschnitter@onemain.com Opinion of Modern Art: Whoa! Freaky! Favourite Artist: William Hanna and Joseph Barbera or whatever their first names were Favourite colour: I love how British people spell "color" Length of Hair: 6 millimeters Bohemian pretentions?: I like Prince and I like to play basketball Favourite Italian food: Spaghetti O's
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Jezebel was my absolutely favorite piece. I'd love to have something painted. Everyone says this, but you wouldn't have to send it to me. Maybe you could just post it on your sight. I especially liked your babies and animals. Maybe you could paint a baby
iding a dog or cat. Do you know how to paint lobsters or lizards or hamsters? A baby sitting next to a lobster would be great. I take an industrial welding class because I loved the movie "Flashdance". I, too, am a struggling/horrible artist. I often melt
my projects or set my pants on fire while welding. I often ask the other students in the class, "Do you smell smoke or are my pants just on fire again?" My favorite piece that I have welded is a two foot long sewer piper with a iron slab across the top. I
call it the "T". It sits in the corner of my and Robert's apartment with a plant on it. My cats Andre and Ursa like to stand near the "T".
Ruth Appleby - 07/28/00 16:35:35 My Email:applebywe@aol.com Opinion of Modern Art: purposeful Favourite Artist: Caravaggio Favourite colour: red Length of Hair: short Bohemian pretentions?: pretentions only Favourite Italian food: I prefer Polish--just kidding
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Is this a dating questionnaire? My, those are slightly personal interrogations. Despite all that, your webpages are marvelous! I was having a horrendous case of painter's block and so decided to peruse paintings on the web. Finding your page, I toured
every gallery fastidiously and laughed my ass off. It was great. Keep painting.
Sean McGarry - 07/19/00 22:45:43 My Email:mcgarry@molalla.net Opinion of Modern Art: Just like litter; inriguing yet abundant Favourite Artist: Van Gogh Favourite colour: green Length of Hair: below ears
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I would just like to thank David for showing his artistic personality throughout this site and also for putting a piece of my art in the hall of shame(every one go check it out and e-mail me your opinion).
WALT EVANS - 07/01/00 04:46:11 My Email:MADVLAD@ccountry,net Opinion of Modern Art: interesting Favourite Artist: van gogh Favourite colour: blue Length of Hair: very short Bohemian pretentions?: too,late Favourite Italian food: loloabridge gee ah
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i think your web is pure fun, but i do think i see a bit of dreaming in it, like! hm, i,d love to be a ?? real artist. and have some body love me. and!! i can,t blame you for that ,me too! i,ve been waiting for 25 years for ,hey! your good. i have three s
ows going on right now but!! one is at a local library ,one a dude ranch and one a restaurant, and none at a museum. ha ha, thats life. rejection, re jection. good luck and have fun and lord ,your lady friend is a doll. by by walt
Dominic Chan - 06/23/00 06:57:13 My Email:dchanmacau@hotmail.com Opinion of Modern Art: It's of this world and of this time.
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That's the way it should be. What the artists feel or think are more important than what people generally could notice. Let photography captures the details and art to express perception.
Matt Womersley - 06/21/00 18:12:21 My Email:mwomer2677@aol.com Opinion of Modern Art: It's a bit modern Favourite Artist: Ghot Favourite colour: Green Length of Hair: Short Bohemian pretentions?: Hmmm... Don't know what that means... Does that make me Bohemian Favourite Italian food: Pizza & Pasta - I don't like the rest
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Hi dave - Good to see you in Brighton last weekend. Hope you got back to London O.K. Nice to see the new Pics by the way. I haven't got your e-mail, but I hope you'll make it down to Steyning on the 8Th - be good to see you.
a0d - 06/13/00 22:25:43 My URL:http://www.geocities.com/xoojuice My Email:a0d_99@hotmail.com Opinion of Modern Art: off hand?? nothing. Favourite Artist: sheep Favourite colour: green crossed with pink.. natural light projection Length of Hair: long in an un-cut way Bohemian pretentions?: oh wow, where to start!! my web site has some of them, but i dont speak much.... To be not blind!! Favourite Italian food: anything with tomatoe
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What is to become of all this useless art???
leigh leigh hodge face - 05/26/00 14:08:10 My Email:hoonpatro@hotmail.com Opinion of Modern Art: emperors new clothes sometimes Favourite Artist: miro Favourite colour: stripey Length of Hair: various Bohemian pretentions?: I almost had a dreadlock once Favourite Italian food: moondried tomatoes
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hee hee i know you mister bradbury. I am an oyster siblingette. I like your paintings... I cannot wait for you to go though the inevitable progression towards abstaction. Nevermind if it's what the world wants.... it's what it;s going to get.... Bye sir y
u monkeyboy
lee kennedy - 05/24/00 08:11:14 My URL:http://homepages.msn.com/stagest/crazycrone/index.html My Email:sheelanagig69@hotmail.com Opinion of Modern Art: Depends on whose- Favourite Artist: Louise Bougeois to-day... Favourite colour: rich green Length of Hair: number two Bohemian pretentions?: since infancy Favourite Italian food: meatless cannelloni
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Wonderful! When I learn to use a scanner, I may terrorise you with some morsels from my oeuvre.(Cackle,cackle...)
dAN hOSTETLER - 05/16/00 15:33:34 My URL:http://www.hostetler.net My Email:smileyguy@aol.com Opinion of Modern Art: sucks Favourite Artist: John Wayne Gacey Favourite colour: red Length of Hair: varies to either extreme Bohemian pretentions?: none. I'm real. Favourite Italian food: eel
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I am an American trapped in Italy where they do not understand bad art at all! THEIR LOSS! HAHA!
paulo - 05/12/00 11:26:47 Opinion of Modern Art: no Favourite Artist: you Favourite colour: blue Length of Hair: tiny Bohemian pretentions?: de riguer Favourite Italian food: cornetto
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fantastic! a ray of light in a world of dirty
beds, stuffed animals and marketing ploys
M. Margot - 05/05/00 03:38:22 My URL:someday... My Email:mmargot@pacbell.net Opinion of Modern Art: Better than the Sistine Favourite Artist: Freida Kahlo; Ginger Katdinsky Kleeche Klipt. Favourite colour: BRIGHT Length of Hair: When it has to be combed, it gets cut. Bohemian pretentions?: That is an oxymoron. Favourite Italian food: Pasta Puttanesca with anchovies
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Ahh, fine work. It is apparent that you rank with the greatest of Cat Artists in finding your Point of Harmonic Resonance.
Tara - 05/03/00 17:44:21 My URL:http://www.worldinter.net/~tarbaby My Email:tarbaby@worldinter.net Opinion of Modern Art: Too damn expensive Favourite Artist: Mo Paul Favourite colour: black Length of Hair: short Bohemian pretentions?: nah Favourite Italian food: bread
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Oops! my pic was wrong! ;O
Tara
Tara - 05/03/00 17:41:09 My URL:http://www.worldinter.net/~tarbaby My Email:tarbaby@worldinter.net Opinion of Modern Art: Too damn expensive Favourite Artist: Mo Paul Favourite colour: black Length of Hair: short Bohemian pretentions?: nah Favourite Italian food: bread
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Anxiously awaiting my own "free" portrait!!
Tara
David Bradbury - 04/27/00 05:53:51 My Email:david@rms.usyd.edu.au Opinion of Modern Art: not bad Favourite Artist: Dali Favourite colour: Baby Blue Length of Hair: Short Bohemian pretentions?: nil Favourite Italian food: Penne Arabiatta
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This is one hell of a Brilliant site
i've already e-mail the artist once as
yes I share the same name.
M@t - 04/22/00 04:44:30 My Email:m-r-p@excite.com Opinion of Modern Art: Opinion? Of modern art? Favourite Artist: Mark R...(something) Favourite colour: It's all good... Length of Hair: Newly reshortened. Bohemian pretentions?: Dr. Laura would say I'm plagued by "moral relativism". Favourite Italian food: Basilish garlicky anything.
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Belly laughs for bad art. Bravo for your successful attempt to contrive bad art. This page is beautiful the way Las Vegas is. It is also well compiled but not over the top.
Viva bad art! Bad art!
Key Lyme-Pei - 04/11/00 16:36:32 My Email:dtalks@earthlink.net Opinion of Modern Art: manichevitz! Favourite Artist: montalban Favourite colour: maroon Length of Hair: medium Bohemian pretentions?: most assuredly Favourite Italian food: chinese
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fine fickle fan of friendy fangoblinettes...
Helen Womersley - 04/09/00 10:18:20 My Email:helen@hwomersley.freeserve.co.uk Opinion of Modern Art: love it Favourite Artist: Mark Rothko Favourite colour: I like them all Length of Hair: Long Bohemian pretentions?: As many as possible Favourite Italian food: mozerella with anything/everything
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Dave,
Sorry it's taken me so long to visit your site, well worth the trip though. Loved the piano and the rabit, the portrait of Maggie was fab! Good to see you the other week in Brighton, hope life is treating you well. Take care and keep painting.
Helen xxx
susan bradbury - 04/08/00 20:56:20 My Email:sebrad@pavilion.uk Opinion of Modern Art: groovy man Favourite Artist: barbara hepworth Favourite colour: gold Length of Hair: 4" Bohemian pretentions?: lots Favourite Italian food: quails
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yo bro!!!! :)
ai - 03/23/00 03:06:58 My Email:kurashiki@aol.com Opinion of Modern Art: none Favourite Artist: Hockney Length of Hair: shoulder Bohemian pretentions?: none Favourite Italian food: pasta
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loved your paintings!
nice gavin - 03/22/00 10:40:53 My URL:http://www.go.to/murph My Email:gm13@coventry.ac.uk Opinion of Modern Art: painting is NOT dead Favourite Artist: george braque or gary hume Favourite colour: dark purple Length of Hair: 3 inchs Bohemian pretentions?: mmmm nice Favourite Italian food: olive chiabata
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i once went to the pub in cov and they were having
an illigal betting contest with one legged horses,well i said yeah, whats going on. well this is progress was their reply. i still don't understand.
john womersley - 03/05/00 00:38:38 My Email:You know where I am Opinion of Modern Art: The Badder the better Favourite Artist: Oh shit I don't have one. I hear Janet womersley is doing some good things. Favourite colour: Green Length of Hair: Variable Bohemian pretentions?: To fully understand the term bohemian Favourite Italian food: Can't beat a good pizza, unless......Can you get you get Curry in italy?
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Sorry it's taken so long 8000 odd people beat me to it. I liked it! Does that mean I have no taste?
I sense that as bad art becomes more acceptable artists such as yourself have to constantly probe the boundaries of baddness to avoid becoming that which you strive to react against. For me the picture of the cat maintains your status of the godfather of
bad art.
Respect.
Must meet up for a pint soon
J.
Chuck Nilson - 02/27/00 02:18:23 My URL:http://www.geocities.com/CollegePark/Campus/3486/chad.html My Email:thechadclub@hotmail.com Opinion of Modern Art: Pork! Favourite Artist: Jewel... she's so talented, in so many ways! Favourite colour: Black... like the void... Length of Hair: moderate Bohemian pretentions?: The heart of America lives at Walt Whitman's house Favourite Italian food: mmm...baked ziti...
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I am completely awestruck by the artistic depth of your collection. "Teletubby" captures a pathos rarely depicted to such a haunting extent in the visual realm. Are portraits of Po, Dipsy, and Tinky-Winky still to come? We can only hope!
And your "Hall of Shame" collection! Bravo! As a purveyor of the movement that IS "bad art," I certainly appreciate all four of the selections contained therein.
Great site-- and remember, The Chad loves you!
M - 02/14/00 15:37:30 My Email:mrolandez@hotmail.com Opinion of Modern Art: brimful Favourite colour: Blue Length of Hair: Shoulder Bohemian pretentions?: having my portrait done Favourite Italian food: sundried tomatoes
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Well - where is my portrait??????
It is the best of the bunch yet (and the biggest)
Love,
M.
Pete O'Flaherty - 01/21/00 17:30:14 My Email:peteroflaherty@yahoo.com Opinion of Modern Art: I tend to prefer surrelist art of an earlier period at the moment, but I like looking at everything from Gothic to Warhol. Favourite Artist: Remedios Varo Favourite colour: Gray Length of Hair: short now, has been long Bohemian pretentions?: None Favourite Italian food: Wine
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I truely enjoy your site. I would like to have you do a painting for me. How busy are you now? I am having trouble emailing through geocities, but I could E-mail you a picture to do...
J. Lacy Milan - 01/09/00 23:44:24 My URL:http://www.channel21.com/Arts/nasci My Email:yahyahwoman@iwon.com Opinion of Modern Art: fail to opine Favourite Artist: Van Gogh(only because he was mad) Favourite colour: blue Length of Hair: in need of a shave Bohemian pretentions?: moi? Favourite Italian food: garlic
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Loved visiting your site, and wonder if my shit will qualify the best bad art site I've seen so far. Failingly good effort. bravo!
- 01/07/00 14:52:10
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lauren monaco - 12/19/99 23:00:21 Opinion of Modern Art: pretentious, silly, exclusive, knowledge of art ( or pretending to know) has become a status symbol Favourite Artist: Guy Debord Favourite colour: orange Length of Hair: shoulder Bohemian pretentions?: i don't have a real job Favourite Italian food: calamari
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lauren monaco - 12/19/99 22:55:16 Opinion of Modern Art: pretentious, silly, exclusive, knowledge of art ( or pretending to know) has become a status symbol
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Tiina - 12/17/99 18:30:12 Opinion of Modern Art: thoughtful Favourite Artist: Klimt Favourite colour: Black Length of Hair: 30 cm Bohemian pretentions?: all kinds of Favourite Italian food: don't like any
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You must really love painting, or you wouldn't have gone through such a trouble...
Break your leg!
Morris-Henshaw - 12/15/99 19:00:06 My URL:http://www.malleus.co.uk My Email:da.moggie@malleus.co.uk Opinion of Modern Art: Latent frustration blurted in an inept fashion over nice blank surfaces Favourite Artist: Dali Favourite colour: Green (and anyone going by that name) Length of Hair: Jesus, in both scalp and chin. Bohemian pretentions?: Pipe smoking, scarf wearing, absynthe drinker Favourite Italian food: Catriona McColl
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Enjoyed wandering through it.
David Bradbury - 12/10/99 10:27:12 My Email:david_bradbury@hotmail.com Opinion of Modern Art: Testing Favourite Artist: As Favourite colour: No Length of Hair: One's left a Bohemian pretentions?: message Favourite Italian food: in
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ages
Simon - 11/07/99 17:11:10 My Email:Mitchfam@netidea.com Opinion of Modern Art: What is it? Favourite Artist: Monet Favourite colour: blue Length of Hair: varies Bohemian pretentions?: Quit being adoctor to become a bad artist Favourite Italian food: Prefer Greek or Chinese
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Great site, thanks, I had fun. I really liked the baby and the piano, maybe you could combine the two?
Curt Brooker - 11/05/99 15:07:45 My URL:http://www.mondaq.com My Email:curt@mondaq.com Opinion of Modern Art: Fruity Favourite Artist: Worhol Favourite colour: Blue Length of Hair: 1" Bohemian pretentions?: Dying my hair blonde and having my eyebrow pierced Favourite Italian food: Carbonara
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"An excellent site, especially for those up and coming artists of today! You can really feel the art ozing out of the artist"...The Times
sandskaraoke - 10/25/99 09:13:29 My URL:http://www.thegrid.net/sandskaraoke My Email:sandskaraoke@thegrid.net Opinion of Modern Art: I like the "thrift store galleries the best" Favourite Artist: Don't know, haven't seen 'em all yet Favourite colour: color...over here its COLOR. Length of Hair: varies...push a button on my back... Bohemian pretentions?: Ha Ha ha ha :) Favourite Italian food: Sausage!Of course.
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Gotta tell ya...your early work was pretty bad...but you're gettin better...may be time to quit while you're ahead. :) I really actually thought the baby in the blue diaper stands up to the best in the "real" galleries...scary.
John-Michael Bellamy - 10/21/99 20:20:07 My Email:jmbella@alcor.concordia.ca Opinion of Modern Art: Love it! Favourite colour: Dunn Blue Length of Hair: Long - 20" (happy?) Bohemian pretentions?: Too many Favourite Italian food: Ling & Clam
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Your right....it is bad!
God......its really really bad!
But!
The oil on photo is actually interesting...ugly..but interesting.
Cheers....and suck on!
Elena Rodriguez - 10/15/99 13:31:25 My Email:pitufa81@hotmail.com Opinion of Modern Art: sucks Favourite Artist: Vangoh Favourite colour: yellow Length of Hair: short Bohemian pretentions?: no Favourite Italian food: Caneloni
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I love this!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Matt & Janet - 10/12/99 17:42:55 My Email:mwomer2677@aol.com Opinion of Modern Art: Still Rubbish Favourite Artist: Still Bradbury, D. Favourite colour: Most Greens Length of Hair: Short/medium Bohemian pretentions?: None we're aware of Favourite Italian food: Supa Noodles
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David, sorry we had to enter the guestbook twice but our first attempt was rudely aborted. Anyway, great to at last have found the now world famous "Bad Art" page - it took ages to find it. We're both very impressed, especially with portrait of Maggie.
Good to see you in London the other week, hope everything is going well. See you soon.
Matt & Janet
Janet & Matt - 10/12/99 17:30:00 My Email:mwomer2677@aol.com Opinion of Modern Art: Rubbish Favourite Artist: Bradbury, D.
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sarahc - 09/27/99 19:03:49 My URL:http://i don't know what this is My Email:youknowit Opinion of Modern Art: it is like something a cat would do. Favourite Artist: damon albarn Favourite colour: red Length of Hair: it;'s medium and mostly nice Bohemian pretentions?: yes Favourite Italian food: all except anything with squid
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I had once a birthday card that you did like this and I chucked it out and thought you probably didn't like me anymore, but if I'd kept it I might have been able to sell it. Perhaps you can do me another one. I am very impressed that you have motivated
omeone sufficiently to write a whole page about this site. See you on Saturday, and don't forget the music.
debbie & mark - 09/23/99 20:33:21 My Email:debbieyoung14@hotmail.com markstevens68@hotmail.com Opinion of Modern Art: It's just a load of old avant-garde shite having a wank in public,and I lov
it. P.S I don't believe the avant-garde exists anymore. Favourite Artist: Erin Shortis and Ashley Thorpe. Also medieval monks. Favourite colour: Rich and vibrant purples, scarlets, sumptious oranges and yellows mixed with gold flecks, emerald greens & sapphire blues. Length of Hair: Very long and made up of all the above colours. Mark has a black quiff. Bohemian pretentions?: Lots. You have to come and visit The Attic Flat sometime! Favourite Italian food: Deb likes toasted Foccacia with Olives, Sundried tomatoes, mozarella & aubergine. Mark's favourite is Carbonarra (spelt wrongly)
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Dave, great to see you on Saturday. Give us a ring
and come over for a few drinks one night. I really
enjoyed the site, it's great!! A picture will be
winging its way over soon! Love D x
Alright Dave old chap, good to see you on
Saturday(albeit a brief encounter), but feel free
to visit this neck of the woods whenever. Great
site, see ya, Mark a.k.a Bones a.k.a The Joker
a.k.a...oh you get the picture, or you will
tuva - 09/15/99 01:22:15 My Email:b.richter@cyberpass.net Opinion of Modern Art: favourable Favourite Artist: picasso Favourite colour: red Length of Hair: short Bohemian pretentions?: quite few Favourite Italian food: sacmpi
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I don't think I have ever seen anything quite like your collection of art. Your "not Michael Jackson" quite took my breath away. I had to take some brandy before I had the strength to write. I have forwarded you splendid art work to the new Getty Museu
here in Southern California..so far the snobby clots haven't even done be the courtesy of answering. However, excellsior, onward and upward. Keep up the good work.
Katie West - 09/04/99 03:07:33 My URL:http://www.atlantamortgagefunding.com My Email:atlmtg@bellsouth.net Opinion of Modern Art: lukewarm Favourite Artist: Don't make me choose Favourite colour: red Bohemian pretentions?: none Favourite Italian food: scallops stuffed with goat cheese and lobster on a bed of garlic mashed potatoes & braised asparagus.
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Loved your site. As a Mortgage Broker by day
and "Bad Artist" by night I can really relate.
I frame all of my paintings and hang them in the
living room. Actually most of this stuff isn't
bad at all. I liked the piano. I'll be back!
brian - 08/28/99 06:38:26 My URL:http://www.sillydilly.com My Email:brian@sillydilly.com Opinion of Modern Art: it is of little or no value till it is 40 years old Favourite Artist: dubuffet and basquiat and twombly Favourite colour: phlatho anything Length of Hair: cropped short, mmm, that is sexy Bohemian pretentions?: lots Favourite Italian food: panzanella
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jean dubuffet said it best, "remember that there
is only one way to paint well, while there are a
thousand ways to paint badly; it's from them that
i expect something new, that i hope for
revelations, all the possible ways of painting
badly interest me because i think that through
them you can reach new ways of thinking."
check out my web site, the art is naive and
expressionistic as is yours : www.sillydilly.com
also check out the museum of bad art (you could be
a contender) www.glyphs.com/moba
most importantly, keep up the "bad
Claudia Avilés - 08/27/99 05:32:41 My Email:claudia_antu@latinmail.com Opinion of Modern Art: Anything that breakes the old and sanctified structures. Favourite Artist: Alex Alvarez (my husband), Gustave Moreau, Muller, Miró, Klimt. Favourite colour: Red, blue, black (although my husband here by my side says it's not a colour, but a value. And green, and yellow. In that order. Length of Hair: Enough. Bohemian pretentions?: Although I'm not an artist, but a psychologist... Once in a while, with my husband. Favourite Italian food: All.
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I think your gallery is absolutely great, it's the first place in its kind that gives me such feeling of freedom, joy, laughter! I think you have a very clear picture of what art really is.
We miss people like you in this land.
Claudia Avilés,
an artist's wife.
Alex Alvarez - 08/27/99 05:19:41 My Email:alex_wyrd@latinmail.com Opinion of Modern Art: Modern art is our authentic expression. Favourite Artist: Miró, Kandinsky, Picasso, Mattisse, and some other crazy guy. Favourite colour: Oh, I have so many. Primary colours, and veronese green. Length of Hair: Until it reaches. Bohemian pretentions?: Once in a while. Favourite Italian food: Pizza, spaghetti and meat sauce.
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Your art seems to me dared, funny and satiric. I suppose it has a reason to be, beyond a simple joke of yourself. I really don't know what it's going on your artistic environment, for you to do what you do. Seeing you gives me the satisfaction of knowing
hat in some other place in the world there is people who rebels like this, which is fantastic.
Go on with your good bad art.
Alex Alvarez,
Chilean artist.
Monkey - 08/25/99 16:18:53 Opinion of Modern Art: A Monkey could do it Favourite Artist: Damien Hurst - not Favourite colour: ochre Length of Hair: 10 feet Bohemian pretentions?: Like rancid yak's butter Favourite Italian food: Pizza with rancid yak's butter
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debora - 07/22/99 14:47:29 My Email:deborasc@hotmail.com Opinion of Modern Art: ok Favourite Artist: botero Favourite colour: purple Length of Hair: medium Bohemian pretentions?: no Favourite Italian food: spaguetti
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I liked your piano very much, it is very personal
Whistler's Mother - 07/19/99 18:46:37 My URL:http://noneofyourbusiness.com My Email:mcarriere@nspcc.org.uk Opinion of Modern Art: baad Favourite Artist: David Bradbury Favourite colour: black Length of Hair: growing Bohemian pretentions?: yes please Favourite Italian food: aubergine parmigiana
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outstanding work & a worthwhile website. From all of us - Melina Carriere Andrew Palmer Kate Melhuish Will Palmer. That's all.
Algronon - 07/16/99 19:42:28 My Email:algronon@aol.com Opinion of Modern Art: IT IS FABULOUS Favourite Artist: You (of course) and andy durbin Favourite colour: plaid Length of Hair: this long -------------------------------------- Bohemian pretentions?: What? Favourite Italian food: Tortellini
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You Sir are a artistic genious. Can I commision a painting of a Westen omlette on a paper plate? please let me know.
Cisneros - 07/10/99 00:08:46 My URL:http://www.geocities.com/soho/study/8627 My Email:jc_cisneros@hotmail.com Opinion of Modern Art: If doesn´t shock, can´t be art. Favourite Artist: My cat Favourite colour: black, blue Length of Hair: 6x this: _____________________ Bohemian pretentions?: To see a sunset on Mars. Favourite Italian food: Chao-Ming
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Not too bad, is an antidote against everyday intoxication.
oscar garcia - 07/06/99 01:45:47 My Email:ogar@swbell.net Opinion of Modern Art: it eases my burdens Favourite Artist: dubuffet,guston,baselitz,tamayo(ok-dave too) Favourite colour: red Length of Hair: buzz Bohemian pretentions?: I wish I could paint for a living Favourite Italian food: spaghetti
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keep up the bad work for all of bad artdom dave
Rob - 06/17/99 17:19:26 My Email:rolson@ccac-art.edu Opinion of Modern Art: quirky Favourite Artist: Persephone Hughes Favourite colour: yellow orange Length of Hair: short Bohemian pretentions?: Oh, some I guess... Favourite Italian food: Linguine al pesto!
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Loved your piano. Fantastic color. Whimsical!, Charming! uh... makes me hungry for linguine al pesto and a glass of wine. Call it a quirk, but good art makes me hungry. That's a compliment, since most of the time I feel anorexic. Thanks.
Rob - 06/17/99 17:19:02 My Email:rolson@ccac-art.edu Opinion of Modern Art: quirky Favourite Artist: Persephone Hughes Favourite colour: yellow orange Length of Hair: short Bohemian pretentions?: Oh, some I guess... Favourite Italian food: Linguine al pesto!
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Loved your piano. Fantastic color. Whimsical!, Charming! uh... makes me hungry for linguine al pesto and a glass of wine. Call it a quirk, but good art makes me hungry. That's a compliment, since most of the time I feel anorexic. Thanks.
Bruce Haining - 05/24/99 05:10:30 My Email:bhain19@idt.net Opinion of Modern Art: Sometimes I like it. Favourite Artist: Fred Tarr Favourite colour: Black & White Length of Hair: yes Bohemian pretentions?: Never without stress. Favourite Italian food: bread sticks
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My dogma was run over by my karma.
James - 05/07/99 17:01:11 Opinion of Modern Art: It all looks different after the artist has died! Favourite Artist: My 5 year old nephew, Frazer (I have three framed originals in my collection) Favourite colour: Bloo Length of Hair: about this long: ________ Bohemian pretentions?: only after 7pm on Tuesdays Favourite Italian food: Olive oil
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May your brushes be blessed with continual badness!
QUI - 04/30/99 20:51:46 My Email:BODDAZGRL OR WILDHEVEN @AOL.COM Opinion of Modern Art: "hey!, i could do that & that &that one too." Favourite Artist: ok, Michael Stipe's photography..and uhhhh, YOU! Favourite colour: I AM CURIOUS YELLOW...BUT USUALLY A NON-COLOR *BLACK* Length of Hair: VARIETY PACK Bohemian pretentions?: ME,MYSELF,AND I....AND A PARTIDGE IN A PEAR TREE. Favourite Italian food: SHOULD ONLY BE EATEN IN ITALY..CUZ THE STUFF WE HAVE ...IS ..WELL ...IT SUCKS!
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HEY, HONEY OF MINE..I WAS THERE ALL THE TIME. DID YOU WEEP? DID YOU FREEZE? TURN TO GOLD AND GO TO SLEEP....JESUS DON'T WANT ME FOR A SUNBEAM...ANNIE DOG HAS A LEASH AND A FACE. THIS MAY SOUND SILLY, BUT I WANT TO BE YOUR EASTER BUNNY I WANT TO BE YOUR CH
ISTMAS TREE.
Anna Rinehart - 04/30/99 03:01:57 Opinion of Modern Art: love it Favourite Artist: a lot Favourite colour: blue Length of Hair: shoulder
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Andy Durham - 04/26/99 16:45:04 Opinion of Modern Art: mmmm Favourite Artist: you Favourite colour: green Length of Hair: short / balding Bohemian pretentions?: bollocks Favourite Italian food: liver / fava beans / chianti
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Very entertaining Dave - where is the one that I defaced?
Grim - 04/20/99 05:17:27 My URL:http://www.evilguy.com My Email:grim714@rocketmail.com Opinion of Modern Art: I LIKE it! Favourite Artist: Toast Favourite colour: Rasputin Red Length of Hair: 3.6215557 Meters Bohemian pretentions?: Me? Favourite Italian food: Veal Tuscana
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Hmmmmmmmmmmm. Thoroughly bad art. Can I get a commissioned work?
Deborah - 04/04/99 15:35:29 My URL:http://ourworld.compuserve.com/homepages/mkirkham My Email:Mkirkham@compuserve.com Opinion of Modern Art: I don't criticise what I can't improve on Favourite Artist: Loads of people Favourite colour: Blue and Yellow and Green and Purple. Blacks quite nice, and so is white. Oh yes, I like orange too. Green, turquoise etc etc. Length of Hair: Shortish, about 3 inches Bohemian pretentions?: I like sarongs and tie-dies? I wish I had the guts and the creativity to be bohemian. I like 'Bohemian Rhapsody' Favourite Italian food: All of it but especially veggie lasagne and veggie pizza. I'm a vegetarian
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I've written pretty much everything in the answers to the questions. My Mum loves your work. I think its pretty cool. I can't do art so I respect anyone who can use a paintbrush in any way shape or form.
Judi - 03/30/99 07:21:23 My Email:jmsbb@webtv.net Opinion of Modern Art: Hate it! But who am I to judge?! Favourite Artist: My 11 yr. old son Favourite colour: purple Length of Hair: Not long enough. Bohemian pretentions?: Definitely. Favourite Italian food: Spumoni (mmm, mmmm!)
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I thought I liked art. I've now discovered I truly like bad art! Thanks for the laughs ... I now can paint and know I'm not alone!!
phil - 03/28/99 14:49:58 My Email:barronziem@mail.bigpond.com.au Opinion of Modern Art: a bit too contemporary Favourite Artist: ken unsworth (aust masochist/performance legend) Favourite colour: bitumen Length of Hair: n/a Bohemian pretentions?: heaps Favourite Italian food: cheese
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first art site visited, fabulously bad. The teletubbye has to go (not bad enough). whats on maggies shoulder? is she pro fur? brought to mind auerbach's 'e.o.w. waiting for a root probably'.
the piano also had that camden school sort of feel about it, i can imagine sickert painting some old wax draped pianola in the front parlour.
Blaise Riou - 03/24/99 12:27:39
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Bonjour. I votre homepage est intéressant. Combien de temps avez-vous été sur l'Internet? Quoi qu'il ensoit, je dois aller vague déferlante plus de pages de Web. Bon
e Chance!
Will Stuart - 03/21/99 22:55:43 Opinion of Modern Art: It's awesome Favourite Artist: Warhol Favourite colour: blue Length of Hair: short Bohemian pretentions?: of course Favourite Italian food: spaghetti
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What was that supposed to be? Seriosly though it wasn't bad. How about a self portrait or something?
bek bad the bad - 03/14/99 19:18:04 Opinion of Modern Art: it smells of poooooo Favourite Artist: mucha Favourite colour: blue Length of Hair: under my ears but before my feet Bohemian pretentions?: hairy pits of doom Favourite Italian food: the popes robes in jam ( this has nothing to do with religion he is the most non-italian italian i know
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David i think that you and your art is the mutz kernutz.
Bryan - 02/27/99 00:59:08 My Email:bryang@hotmail.com Opinion of Modern Art: Modern Art, Modern Art, Modern Art - I need to fart Favourite Artist: Dali Favourite colour: Puke Length of Hair: Very short Bohemian pretentions?: I am a God! Favourite Italian food: Bacon and Cabbage
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At last an art page to be proud of - no pretentions of grandure, its what is badly needed in the Art World. Just because snotty nosed Prof. Anus ,an expert in Art ,says your art is shit doesnt mean you cant enjoy it or display it. Fair fucks to you. Dave
you are cool - email me!
Larry Warner - 02/09/99 20:22:20 My Email:fly@albany.net Opinion of Modern Art: the best Favourite Artist: Leanerd Baskin Favourite colour: black, green Length of Hair: short Bohemian pretentions?: makeing snow shoes Favourite Italian food: anything with sauce on it
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great art gallery. It must be the way you use colors that caught my attention.
You do real good works.I like them. BY
Roscoe P. Coltrane - 02/09/99 02:59:43 Opinion of Modern Art: Mostly supported by Artspeak Favourite Artist: Sargent Favourite colour: Violet Length of Hair: Short Bohemian pretentions?: I like coffee. Favourite Italian food: Spaghetti
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Your site is good. Your art is really bad. Rupert Rocks! The Teletubby is quite frightening.
Nell Wackwitz - 02/06/99 19:57:48 My URL:http://www.mykids.com/nell_wackwitz My Email:nellos@earthlink.net Opinion of Modern Art: Jes luv it! Favourite Artist: David (with Mattise a close second) Favourite colour: lemon-lime-cherry Length of Hair: chorrrrt (very!) Bohemian pretentions?: Queer all the way! Favourite Italian food: spinach ravioli with lots of garlic
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David,
I can't believe it took so long for SOMEONE to post a page on groovie artbut thanks to you the hole in everyone's lives is filled! YOU have made the web complete with your superbly excellent "bad" art. Thanks dude for your care and consideration for all
f us out here in la la land.
Ciao,
Nello (rhymes with jello)
Belinda - 02/03/99 11:48:10 My Email:fennb@oup.co.uk Opinion of Modern Art: Umm Favourite Artist: David bradbury Favourite colour: green Length of Hair: mid Bohemian pretentions?: sure man Favourite Italian food: Dolmio sauces
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Ummm
dion - 02/01/99 12:59:53 Favourite Artist: me and basquiat Favourite colour: black Length of Hair: average Bohemian pretentions?: i think im an artist Favourite Italian food: bangers and mash
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hey, i thought ur art sucked, but wow ur guest book is interesting.. i read nearly all of them.. i love the reactions u cause in people.. u'll go somewhere someday.. hopefully sooner rather than later.. be good.. good luck.. and keep up the good work:)) Diana - 01/21/99 23:27:16 My Email:d_j_lin@hotmail.com Opinion of Modern Art: love it Favourite Artist: none at this moment Favourite colour: blue blue blue Length of Hair: past my shoulders Bohemian pretentions?: nah Favourite Italian food: definitely spaghetti
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Delilah - 01/18/99 02:11:09 My Email:heybub@prodigy.net Opinion of Modern Art: I would like to build a tower of sour grapes about 10 feet high right outside the Museum of Modern Art Favourite Artist: children Favourite colour: blue Length of Hair: ass length Bohemian pretentions?: As soon as I get in the door I take all my clothes off and don't put them back on until I have to go out again. Favourite Italian food: breadsticks
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Loved your work. Its very sweet and free. I make big abstract paintings that are attached to a motor and they rotate from square to diamond at timed intervals. All the galleries I have approahed have told me they are not original enough. LIKE THEY FUCKI
G TURN, OKAY! Well, I don't mean to get upset, it just gets a little tired, you know? I know compared to say, a mound of styrafoam with dog piss on it they don't seem very innovative, but hey, I'm trying. Well, keep up the bad work. Its is lovely and
ade smile from ear to ear!
Delilah - 01/18/99 01:55:56 My Email:Heybub@prodigy.net Opinion of Modern Art: Just love it!
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Unknown - 12/30/98 05:06:28 My Email:Not given Opinion of Modern Art: It was a nice thing while it lasted. Favourite Artist: Joseph Cornell, Andy Kaufman, Kurt Schwitters, Billy Name, and whoever invented Silly String Favourite colour: orange Length of Hair: short Bohemian pretentions?: I smoke cigarettes and I go to Bard College and I'm an art major and I don't sleep and I don't do laundry and I enjoy staring for hours at television snow and from time to time when I'm eating a meal I try to make all of the
ood color coordinated (an "all orange" breakfast, for instance, or an "all pink" dinner -- you probably think I'm joking but I'm not) Favourite Italian food: Chef Boyardee straight outta the can (I don't cook)
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Your teletubby painting's real good. I like the teletubbies a lot because they make me feel good when I watch them. I think that they're really honest and innocent and it's like a vision from the flipside of reality or something. It's sort of like the
riumph of surrealism, you know. The fact that these little gibbering bubbles of fantastic alien color are ushering America's newborns into the world. For the next generation, television will be even more real than it was for my generation. It'll be equ
ted with birth itself. What a beautiful way to look at birth -- "just like turning on a t.v. set" -- wonderful. Well, Marshall MacLuhan already said, like 50 years ago, that with t.v. and all these new technologies & stuff, individuals' central nervous
ystems were being extended beyond the normal limits of the physical self -- we are all becoming one interpenetrating thought-complex, you know, like global society as a whole is evolving spiritually together rather than seperately (or at least this is wha
needs to happen). And this is why people create art. No, that isn't true. But it's why I create art, primarily why I create art. I want to create culture, you know. I think that art that's just about "personal expression" is oftentimes really banal
nd lifeless because it doesn't relate to a larger community. And I think this is why I like your teletubby painting so much because it's so topical. It's like some Cagean Anarchist dreamland. The teletubbies themselves are really like a symphony by Joh
Cage, right, because everything in that show is repeated endlessly and slowed down and done again and again with slight differences in order to change the consciousness of the viewer, allowing us to find new ways of processing the same sensory input. It
s like what Cage always says about boredom and how things are only boring if you're not paying attention to them and that the longer you listen to something the more interesting it becomes. I think that the best thing about your teletubby painting is how
much you've allowed yourself to get into the egoless and child-visionary mindset of the teletubby universe and to transmit that state of pure consciousness to the person looking at your art. I mean, it's really beautiful, but it's not incredibly painterl
or expressive. And certainly by choosing the teletubby motif you're not being "original" or anything so pretentious as that. What you've created is just an egoless record of the "ambient cultural noise" (MacLuhan again) that surrounds us all, right? A
d the colors are even more brilliant and vibrational than those of the pixilated television -- no small feat to accomplish in a painting. It's absolutely a beatiful, incredible, mind-expanding experience looking at your teletubby painting. Completely su
lime! It's really really good. Now, as far as "bad art" is concerned, I of course don't believe that your paintings qualify. I hope you're not disappointed. I've seen a lot of stuff out there that's far far worse than yours. For instance, Clyfford St
ll (Is that spelled right) -- he's a real fuckhead. Anyway, you seem like a really nice guy and that's really 70% of what matters in life (on this side of reality, anyway, in which hard cold facts and materialism and Cartesian bullshit still holds sway o
er the minds of millions). If you're a nice guy, people will like you and they'll like your art because they like you. Furthermore, the artists that everybody hates are usually the ones that are mean and ugly and pretentious and full of shit. Nobody li
es a fuckhead. Well, everybody liked Picasso and he was a fuckhead. Dali was basicall a fuckhead who artists don't usually like but who everybody else in the world likes. So I guess sometimes even fuckheads can be winners. Anyway, I think that this ar
(I'm talking about your art now) is just wonderful and I think that you must be a really nice guy and a great artist and I'm gonna send you a photo as soon as possible and I hope to Gosh that you get it and make me some art because I love your work. Or
aybe we can trade because that's what real artists do, right? Maybe you can draw a teletubby on top of my photograph for me. That would be really really great. But I guess I shouldn't tell you what to do because you probably already want to do the sort
of things that you ordinarily do and I don't want to disrupt your creative process, even if you're a "bad" artist who doesn't have a creative process. Oh, I'm making this "Comment" really long because that way it will stand out and you'll have more of a
hance of actually reading it (or at least skimming it). So, if you're reading this now, I have one last proposal: IF YOU'RE EVER GOING TO BE COMING TO NEW YORK, PLEASE CONTACT ME SO THAT I CAN GET YOU TO COME AND SPEAK AT MY COLLEGE. WE CAN GIVE YOU A N
CE MEAL & LOTS OF MONEY AND YOU'LL BE ABLE TO TELL A BUNCH OF ART MAJORS HOW TO BE SHLOCKY ARTISTS (WE'D ALL LOVE TO HEAR YOU BECAUSE MOST OF US THINK THAT ART IS BY NATURE PRETENTIOUS AND BOURGEOIS AND IT'S HEARTENING TO SEE SOMEBODY LIKE YOU OUT THERE T
YING TO DESTROY ALL OF THAT ART-WORLD BULLSHIT SINGLEHANDEDLY). Thank you for your time, thanks for listening. Do not hesitate to email me (AND IF ANYBODY ELSE OUT THERE HAS FOUND MY LITTLE RANT ENTERTAINING, PLEASE DO NOT HESITATE TO EMAIL ME YOUR OWN
OSH-DURN SELF, OK?). Cool. Bye-BYE, everybody! Got to rock on!
kathyemalcom - 12/20/98 13:32:27 My Email:kathyemalcom@hotmail Opinion of Modern Art: like some Favourite Artist: all of them Favourite colour: red Length of Hair: short Bohemian pretentions?: more than likely Favourite Italian food: foccacia
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you have good colors. i like the way you cover the area with color and movement in your strokes. i like the clarity of your portraits.
David Bradbury - 12/11/98 12:54:57 My Email:davidb@fnmail.com Opinion of Modern Art: This is me myself Favourite Artist: Guestbook was Favourite colour: down Length of Hair: but now is Bohemian pretentions?: back Favourite Italian food: up
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Anthony Lott - 10/30/98 18:04:22 My Email:alott@selway.umt.edu Opinion of Modern Art: iffy Favourite Artist: francis bacon Favourite colour: blue Length of Hair: short Bohemian pretentions?: blanantly wrinkled clothes Favourite Italian food: italian dressing
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after wading through piles of new age and otherwise pretentious crap on the internet I was delighted to find your work. Thanks, and I wish you all the success or lack thereof you would ever dream.
David Whalen - 10/24/98 03:35:15 My Email:linda@pineknot.com Opinion of Modern Art: very good Favourite Artist: G de Chirico Favourite colour: blue Length of Hair: short Bohemian pretentions?: some Favourite Italian food: linguini
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Nice work, but I think this might be a put on.
Dottie Loya - 10/24/98 02:21:46 My Email:spikeman1@earthlink.net Opinion of Modern Art: like it Favourite Artist: Warhol,Dali,Picasso Favourite colour: blue Length of Hair: short Bohemian pretentions?: I am not at liberity to discuss this topic Favourite Italian food: meatballs
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It is difficult to find blue meatballs. You can paint the brown ones, but they taste terrible. They are best when served on pink spaghetti.
thank you...I need to take some prozac now...
Diahann Witter - 10/19/98 13:25:29 My Email:witterdi@aol.com Opinion of Modern Art: I've been told it has meaning, but hell, I don't know what. However, it does collect an artisitc array of dust. Favourite Artist: I have no taste, cannot differentiate one from the other. Favourite colour: SAA Length of Hair: Very short, just cut off a yard. Bohemian pretentions?: I want my son to grow up to play the bass in a jazz quartet at a smokey dive. He's not buying it. Favourite Italian food: Zucchini
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Enjoyed this site very much. Especially when I am supposed be working and using my employer's time for something more productive. I love giving it to the man.
Sharon McKeever - 10/17/98 22:39:32 My URL:http://www.angelfire.com/biz/handwritingexpert My Email:ssm@writeme.com Opinion of Modern Art: unopinionated Favourite Artist: David Bradbury Favourite colour: Red and Green Length of Hair: Butt length Bohemian pretentions?: BOHICA Part II Favourite Italian food: Lasagne/pizza
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Great site, David. You made it big time when I saw your site on national TV.
Daval - 09/30/98 22:20:28 My URL:http://cac.psu.edu/~dcd104/ My Email:studdragon@hotmail.com Opinion of Modern Art: Making millions painting soup cans? Good work, if you can get it... Favourite Artist: Max Cannon Favourite colour: six Length of Hair: Just long enough to keep my toes warm Bohemian pretentions?: Yes. I mean, no! Favourite Italian food: Tacos
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Duncan Franklin - 08/20/98 14:09:14 My URL:http://www.soas.ac.uk My Email:df9@soas.ac.uk Opinion of Modern Art: If you mean conceptual then generally crap (apart from stuff done by my mate Nick [just in case he reads this]) Favourite Artist: The bloke who does chocolate box lids - anyone who can surround himself with chocolate, scottie dogs with bows and heather without committing suicide deserves all the praise he can get. Favourite colour: The green of a Gordon's gin bottle as late evening summer sunshine refracts through it. Length of Hair: Shortish Bohemian pretentions?: I once went to a wine festival and drank wines from more than 15 countries - does that count? Favourite Italian food: Gina Lollabrigida on a rocket salad covered in a carbonara (car banana) sauce
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Fantastic site - it is just what the art world needs.
It's a shame Brian Sewell hasn't sent you anything to paint yet.
It is great to see a different representation of Becky's poussy on the web!
David B - 08/19/98 08:28:02 My Email:davidb@mondaq.com Opinion of Modern Art: Just Favourite Artist: checking Favourite colour: this Length of Hair: is Bohemian pretentions?: still Favourite Italian food: working
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As no one has entered any comments for weeks!
Raskolnikow - 07/13/98 21:05:50 My URL:http://listen.to/eristoff-literates My Email:philipp.seifried@styria.com Opinion of Modern Art: hmmm... Warhol's cool. Favourite Artist: no. Favourite colour: a good dark blue can be pretty Length of Hair: either too short or too long. depends on your point of view Bohemian pretentions?: yes, some. Favourite Italian food: are there SEVERAL types of Italian food?
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yuck. Well done. :)
David - 07/05/98 04:43:41 My Email:toplon@bellsouth.net Opinion of Modern Art: crayola Favourite Artist: Franz Marc Favourite colour: red Length of Hair: 1.257 hands Bohemian pretentions?: maybe Favourite Italian food: locusts with pope sauce
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I hope you aren't offended by this, but I think you are showing improvement. You are a better artist by far than my high school art teacher.
Kirstin - 06/24/98 16:12:39 My URL:http://www.geocities.com/collegepark/quad/9470 My Email:cosmickirstin@usa.net Opinion of Modern Art: Some of it is quite interesting and unique and the rest is just a load of rubbish - the people that do all the rubbish are wierd!! Favourite Artist: My sister Leigh Favourite colour: Blue and silver with a sprinkling of black Length of Hair: I have never got an exact measurement of my hair, but it is just past my shoulders so I would estimate it to be about 30 inches. Bohemian pretentions?: Too many to mention. Favourite Italian food: I like it all - especially spag bol, pizza and pasta - lots of cheese is preferred!
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Very good - I like your unique style. I think you should try to draw a monkey - I have a feeling you like them. I like the idea that you do commissions too - I think you will go far, if not with the painting, then maybe with piano playing or reciting am
lamations of poetry in the square, or becoming a professional tequilla drinker.
Kim - 06/24/98 00:41:32 My URL:http://www.geocities.com/soho/museum/5942 My Email:sweetgirl@mindless.com Opinion of Modern Art: gotta love it, gotta hate it Favourite Artist: Dali Favourite colour: Let's go with blue... Length of Hair: Outta control Bohemian pretentions?: Hell no Favourite Italian food: Anything that comes with wine
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Cool site, I must say. Stumbled across it, and had a good time. But I'm not really in the mood to talk about art today, cause hey..sometimes you just aren't. Food, now I could do that, cause frankly I'm starving to death. See ya..gonna go chow down...
Vito Salvatore - 06/09/98 17:40:10 My URL:http://www.digiscout.com/badart2/badart2.html My Email:csamm@digiscout.com Opinion of Modern Art: you mean, now? Favourite Artist: L.Murray Favourite colour: red Bohemian pretentions?: no Favourite Italian food: Italians
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You're site is remarkable, sir. Due to the true, labored, crude nature of your work, you have been selected for inclusion in the links of "The Salvatore Collection" ( http://www.digiscout.com/badart2/badart2.html ) - one of the premiere collections of bad
art in the United States today! Good luck and keep up the bad work!
Vito <"}))><
dan - 06/02/98 22:02:46 My Email:dwasser@slam.org Opinion of Modern Art: hmmm? Favourite Artist: Bougereau Favourite colour: gray green Length of Hair: each hair somewhat different length Bohemian pretentions?: no furniture in living room Favourite Italian food: Chef Boyardee Ravioli
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Thank you. Quite wonderfull. I now am searching for a photograph suitible for a commision... would a drawing do? You are generous.
Sean - 05/22/98 14:59:14 My URL:http://geocities.com/SoHo/Coffeehouse/4309/ My Email:sean@mondaq.com Opinion of Modern Art: define 'modern' Favourite Artist: David Bradbury Favourite colour: pale blue Length of Hair: too short Bohemian pretentions?: many... Favourite Italian food: nice meaty spicey stuff
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Humm, I am right in thinking the famous 'Tellytubby' painting is currently hanging in the illustrious 'ground-floor-Mondaq' gallery. David, you are an artist without compare - the art world can only prey it remains that way!!!(only joking) anyway bye now
br>
Tommy Trouble - 05/22/98 10:59:56 My Email:tommytrouble@angelfire.com Opinion of Modern Art: Floppy Favourite Artist: Kenny Everett's Mime Character Favourite colour: Turnip blue. Length of Hair: 1hr 38mins. Bohemian pretentions?: Eating Mick Jagger's Mars Bar. Favourite Italian food: Uno BK Flame Grilled Whopper.
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I think this site is a half assed conceit.
No one says, "Look at me, see how bad I am" and ever really means it. You sir are a coward.
Bad artists should not paint.
Your pictures, conversely, are very, very interesting. The style is honest and the subject matter extremely relevant and contemporary. You have true talent. Why be frightened to admit it? Why hide your light when you should be out there shining bright
y?
Keep up the good work but for Christ's sake start being real about your talent.
Jaime - 04/22/98 16:34:53 My URL:http://netdial.caribe.net/~fournier/27oct1.1.html My Email:jaimex@usa.net Opinion of Modern Art: best thing since oil paint Favourite Artist: Anselm Kiefer Favourite colour: chrome Length of Hair: shoulder Bohemian pretentions?: only two Favourite Italian food: sweet and sour a la milanesa
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its deja-vu all over again one more time.. ah!
Jaime - 04/22/98 16:33:24 My URL:http://netdial.caribe.net/~fournier/27oct1.html My Email:jaimex@usa.net Opinion of Modern Art: best thing since oil paint Favourite Artist: Anselm Kiefer Favourite colour: chrome Length of Hair: shoulder Bohemian pretentions?: only two Favourite Italian food: sweet and sour a la milanesa
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sorry!! re-issued.. now its OK!
Jaime - 04/22/98 16:29:37 My URL:http://netdial.caribe.net/~fournier/27oct1.html My Email:jaimex@usa.net Opinion of Modern Art: best thing since oil paint Favourite Artist: Anselm Kiefer Favourite colour: chrome Length of Hair: shoulder Bohemian pretentions?: only two Favourite Italian food: sweet and sour a la milanesa
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issued again to correct homepage
Jaime - 04/22/98 16:26:54 My URL:http://netdial.caribe.net/~fournier/270ct1.htm My Email:jaimex@usa.net Opinion of Modern Art: best thing since oil paint Favourite Artist: Anselm Kiefer Favourite colour: chrome Length of Hair: shoulder Bohemian pretentions?: only two Favourite Italian food: sweet and sour a la milanesa
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its bad art in the sense that it is bad art..you see, bad art is a term given to serious art with certain attitute, read: Basquiat, Schnabel, Futura2000, but this is just bad art in the literal sense, not in the figurative one..even the sprayed-on title i
insipid, at best. best wishes.
Traci Santiago - 04/10/98 15:22:33 My URL:http:// ? (not net literate) My Email:santiat@baxter.com Opinion of Modern Art: some good, some bad Favourite Artist: don't have one (yet) Favourite colour: dark shades of purple Length of Hair: why? Bohemian pretentions?: depends on topic (so I guess not truly) Favourite Italian food: anything w/ REAL parmesan
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Love the site. I made it a bookmark. Lot's of cool stuff, nice design. Was looking for art that I can use on an invitation for our stuffy mktg mtg and found you. Glad I did. (don't worry, I didn't take anything - ha,ha)
George Kovats - 03/18/98 05:29:27 My Email:gkovats@erols.com Opinion of Modern Art: Easy, anyone can do it Favourite Artist: Giorgio Morandi Favourite colour: Honey copper Length of Hair: Short - sorry Bohemian pretentions?: Of course, I'm a Bohemian by birth Favourite Italian food: Farfalle fruti di mare
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You are the best artist from Kilburn. Hodgkin watch out! Can I be so bold as to give you a pointer or two? Sure success! Why not put a whole anteater . . . or . . hmmmm. . . . maybe a shark . . . into some kind of an aquarium and fill it with some green l
quid, maybe formaldehyde or something, and display the whole thing. People will go nuts over it. Hey, no need to thank me. I get these silly ideas once in a while. By the way, consider yourself under my commission. When I find a suitable photo it'll be on
its way.
George
Augustus Magnatius Odin - 03/17/98 07:54:34 My URL:http://isr2919.urh.uiuc.edu My Email:dulmes@students.uiuc.edu Opinion of Modern Art: OK Favourite Artist: Angus McBride Favourite colour: Purple Length of Hair: about a foot Bohemian pretentions?: nope Favourite Italian food: tortellini
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I like, I like. There's such movement in you paintings, heheh. It inspired the artist within me, well, briefly at least. Very briefly. Very cool page, keep up the good work!!!!!
Ellen Louise Smith - 03/11/98 16:37:12 My Email:temp-it@exchange.oucom.ohiou.edu Opinion of Modern Art: I already said enough Favourite Artist: still Manet, C. Brown Favourite colour: grey Length of Hair: shaved Bohemian pretentions?: now I live in a quaint farmhouse Favourite Italian food: i'm sick to my stomach
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Sorry about going off down there! In regards to "Bad Art", well, I have some of my own, and yours, hanging on my quaint farmhouse walls!
Ellen Louise Smith - 03/11/98 15:48:40 My Email:temp-it@exchange.oucom.ohiou.edu Opinion of Modern Art: too obsessed with bodily functions.......nction Favourite Artist: Manet, Christopher Brown Favourite colour: white Length of Hair: chin length Bohemian pretentions?: unfortunately, I used to live in a shithole in tribeca Favourite Italian food: linguini tossed with fresh tomatoes and brie
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There is way too much pontificating that poses as
visual art with no or little attention paid to
craftsmanship. Why don't these people just get on a
soap box in Washington Square Park instead of hogg-
ing up all of the NYC gallery spaces. And if they
are not at least addressing issues, then they're
making work such as the piece featured in 3/98
(or 4/98?) Art in America: "I Peed Myself." Curators:
Get a clue!!!!! Stop validating this shit (literally).
J. - 03/10/98 16:31:32 My Email:eeltex@hotmail.com Favourite colour: blue Length of Hair: long Bohemian pretentions?: no Favourite Italian food: all
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e. - 03/08/98 02:30:33 Opinion of Modern Art: old news, contemporary art has bred a new monster. Favourite Artist: Gerhard Richter Favourite colour: I like them all. Length of Hair: needs a serious cut Bohemian pretentions?: No, not really. Favourite Italian food: Pizza (if you count it), lasagna (if you don't)
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Its fun, keep doing it. Nice quotes.
- 03/05/98 15:43:44
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Ted Green - 02/25/98 17:43:03 My Email:ted.green@rtl.de Opinion of Modern Art: oh I get it, it's a trick question, right? Favourite Artist: Terry Winters, Per Kirkeby, Basquiat, Schnabel Favourite colour: oh brother Length of Hair: straight ones or curly ones? Bohemian pretentions?: huh? Favourite Italian food: Penne alla Siciliana
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Well, I know I'm in a difficult situation, because I admit that so much of what passes for art these days is crap, but I know if I try to defend modern art, or artists working today who feel that serious talent, serious need for expression and even inspir
tion necessarily override or outweigh irreverence and sarcasm, what I hear in return is, "What a pretentious asshole! Out-dated bag of hot air! Living fossil!" etc. But I've got news for you, pal, the idea was great... once. The 'pieces' are...bad, you sa
d it! (No, I mean really bad!). But what you're doing, by creating truly bad paintings and passing your work off as an artistic statement, is undermining to a small extent the entire concept of human capacity to Create, which is one of the very few things
that differentiates us from other animals in the first place! Haven't you ever watched a movie, or heard a piece of music, and been so moved, that it ...inspired you? I'm guessing you've never seen a painting that's given you that feeling, or else you hav
, but can't accept it on its own without all the pretentious 'baggage', and have become so jaded by the countless other really bad artists out there (and filmmakers, and musicians,...) who had your idea before you, or just love to slam the concept of art
n the first place, that for the sake of convenience, ALL modern art is crap. And that is a crying shame, for art and our ability to create it can only die out when we die out as well, am I wrong? And if an idea has already been realized, then there's got
o be SOMEthing original, some innovation, that makes it stimulating in some way, doesn't that make sense? Every time I see someone passing off bad paintings as 'art', for whatever reason, it's the same feeling I get as when I see a pile of beer bottles in
the middle of a forest, know what I mean? Sorry for the attack, nothing personal really, but you did lay yourself wide open. Find some creative hobby instead, believe me, the rewards are immensely greater.
Gayle Edwards - 02/25/98 13:15:33 My Email:edwds@erols.com Opinion of Modern Art: Actually like piano! Favourite Artist: Living or dead? Ben Shaun or Peter Saul Favourite colour: REDDDDDDD Length of Hair: Waist-blonde-straight Bohemian pretentions?: still smoke Favourite Italian food: neopolitans& calamari
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Loved this site- a breath of fresh air!!!
Lived the pretentious gallery whore life for too long-crave bad art!
Cathy Blair - 02/23/98 00:10:14 My URL:http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/2374 My Email:dblair@mis.net Opinion of Modern Art: love it Favourite Artist: Edvard Munch Favourite colour: hunter green Length of Hair: too long Bohemian pretentions?: hell, no! I live in Kentucky, fer chrissakes! Favourite Italian food: fetuccini alfredo
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Hey, I dig your extremely loose and fun approach to painting... I am a recovering graphic artist. I have found that I absolutely abhor that medium, save for the fact that I still like to attempt web graphics and design from time to time. So I am about t
take a stab at what I feel is MY idea approach to painting, and that is to plant myself in front of a blank canvas, with plenty of paint poured onto a canvas at my side, and let loose. The only thing that I would have pre-planned is the color scheme. N
t even a sketch. I just want to let the ideas flow straight from my subconscious, if that sounds corny enough for ya.
But that seems to be where my best stuff comes from. I've spent many a boring moment at my old shitty graphics job, doodling without even really thinking, and produced some COOL looking stuff (at least I think so) in about five minutes. Anyway, if you l
ok at my website right now, it doesn't contain anything like that. All it is is second rate (but fun!) web graphics, a couple of pencil drawings, a couple of CorelDRAW graphics, and a Photoshop/Painter 5.0 graphic.
Be cool!
--Cathy
jim hansink - 02/16/98 22:31:14 My Email:jhansink@mindspring.com Opinion of Modern Art: still learning Favourite Artist: Klimt Favourite colour: green Length of Hair: thinning Bohemian pretentions?: is it legal in the uk? Favourite Italian food: chianti
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I enjoyed your site. I think we may both have the same sense of fun about such things.
Best regards.
Dan Schonberg - 02/10/98 02:32:44 My Email:stevems1@juno.com Opinion of Modern Art: lacks courage Favourite Artist: Dali & Tadema Favourite colour: Green Length of Hair: 1/8 inch Bohemian pretentions?: Ugha Bugah Favourite Italian food: That chick Maria Sconucci
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Cop-Out, False Prophet, I've been a false prophet, and I am embarassed of it. Quit your yappin and learn to draw, then paint. MAKE SALVADOR AND GALA PROUD!!! Imagine the impact of your imagination if you could discilpine yourself. Dont give up. EVER.
Blind contours baby, those are the keys. Good luck.
Maggie Oil on Photo - 02/05/98 11:58:29 My Email:general@tigeraspect.co.uk Opinion of Modern Art: Very advanced for your age. Favourite Artist: Anyone who ever can do good horses Favourite colour: The color of your blushes when I show these pictures to your parents Length of Hair: Long enough for my needs Bohemian pretentions?: I taught you that word!! Favourite Italian food: cakes
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My lawyers will be in touch with your parents. Can I have my photo back please.
Wen - 02/03/98 20:34:07 My URL:http://NourthWind Gallery My Email:Nourthwind@aol.com Opinion of Modern Art: tacky Favourite Artist: Rousseau,Hirschfield, combined Favourite colour: ones that glow Length of Hair: up, 4 inches, down, 12 feet Bohemian pretentions?: Of course! Would not have it otherwize. Favourite Italian food: italian bread and butter pickles
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This is INCREDIBLE..by far the BEST bad art ive seen in awhile....do you rank yourself among the outsider artists? If so your work should be worth millions. Im a great fan of this unadulterated, naive stuff..after all isnt this is what true art is all ab
ut...no talent.. just flowing self expression. GREAT entertaining site! you done well!
shed - 02/02/98 13:06:59 My URL:http://www.mondaq.com My Email:edward@mondaq.com Opinion of Modern Art: long live the renaisance!! Favourite Artist: Leonardo Da Simpson Favourite colour: Yellow Length of Hair: Short, back and sides... Bohemian pretentions?: Rhapsody?? Favourite Italian food: Chianti
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You are obviously very talented!! You learn something new about people every day.....
...I will find you a photo... can I have the canvass so that I can display it in my house.
Alysen - 01/29/98 15:52:08 My URL:http://www.gl.umbc.edu/~aesper1/ Opinion of Modern Art: ok Favourite Artist: Dali Favourite colour: Opal Favourite Italian food: Eggplant Parmesan
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Interesting Site-like the Artwork a lot! Come see some of my digital artwork at my site!
David E. - 01/23/98 22:25:32 Opinion of Modern Art: Usually contemporary Favourite Artist: Too numerous to mention Favourite colour: ditto Length of Hair: average Bohemian pretentions?: Yes, by all means Favourite Italian food: Sophia Loren over pasta
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Bad art; bad, bad art. Now I can truly say I've seen art that even my cat could do (well, except for that Sistine Chapel thing maybe). Great site!
Kate North - 01/22/98 17:03:22 My Email:Kate.North@rcplondon.ac.uk Opinion of Modern Art: how long have u got? Favourite Artist: got to be Maggie Favourite colour: bit of a boring question Length of Hair: not much longer than the last time u saw me! Bohemian pretentions?: plenty Favourite Italian food: chicken korma!
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Got onto the old internet surreptiously and went straight for your famous site - well impressed. Are u coming for a drink tomorrow (Fri) for my b'day? Dover Castle - Weymouth St, off Portland Pl. Maybe see u there
Definitely got the Maggie likeness there. Will u do one for me?
Kate
Kate North - 01/22/98 16:50:03 My Email:Kate.North@rcplondon.ac.uk Opinion of Modern Art: how long have u got? Favourite Artist: got to be Maggie Favourite colour: bit of a boring question Length of Hair: not much longer than the last time u saw me! Bohemian pretentions?: plenty Favourite Italian food: chicken korma!
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Got onto the old internet surreptiously and went straight for your famous site - well impressed. Are u coming for a drink tomorrow (Fri) for my b'day? Dover Castle - Weymouth St, off Portland Pl. Maybe see u there
Definitely got the Maggie likeness there. Will u do one for me?
Kate
zoetrope holt - 01/20/98 00:02:15 My Email:zholt@risd.edu Opinion of Modern Art: love it Favourite Artist: newman Favourite colour: ultramarine blue Length of Hair: short Bohemian pretentions?: yes Favourite Italian food: lasagne
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its so horrible -- i love it!
please mail me, i'd live to hear your working philosophy
Seth Sergent-Leventhal - 01/17/98 03:07:07 My Email:Sergleven@aol.com Opinion of Modern Art: That's like saying, "Opinion of the 20th century." Is it conceivable that anyone could answer that intelligently? Bohemian pretentions?: Formerly.
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I particularly enjoyed the piano. Is this where I request the free work of art?
Are you sure you want to give away your time? Is it not more valuable?
Dr. Pal - 01/14/98 13:20:04 Opinion of Modern Art: I'm your doctor, and your Pal! Favourite Artist: Salvador Dali Favourite colour: Puse Length of Hair: Long Bohemian pretentions?: Uncommunicative Favourite Italian food: Bread
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Your art speaks to me like none other. It says: "Horse who drink too much water gets bellyache."
tori arzt - 01/14/98 05:56:57 My Email:sugargrit@hotmail.com Opinion of Modern Art: humurous Favourite colour: fish Length of Hair: shoulder Bohemian pretentions?: no thanks Favourite Italian food: yucky
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once i saw this exhibit by a sculpture major at Rhode Island School ofDesign (very prestigious) and it was her final and all it was was little balls of hair like you find in the bath stuck to cellophane tape and stuck to the wall. You have to have balls
o do that. another person's project was to combine many rolls of toilet paper by unrolling them, taping them end to end and rolling them up again. the result was a huge 4' roll of toilet paper just laying on the floor.
CJ - 01/13/98 17:46:47 My Email:windycreek@sk.sympatico.ca Opinion of Modern Art: Not even sure what MA is Favourite Artist: van Gogh Favourite colour: yellow Length of Hair: too Favourite Italian food: garlic bread
Comments:
Who can resist a Bad Art Web page?
Not me.
cws - 01/02/98 23:56:46 My Email:monkscript@aol.com Opinion of Modern Art: could not get worse Favourite Artist: sean scully Favourite colour: cadmium orange Length of Hair: skin head Bohemian pretentions?: once Favourite Italian food: anything with truffles
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great site. i love old piano. but i hate teletubbies
kaja - 01/01/98 04:43:48 My URL:http:// ? My Email:kaja@fix.net Opinion of Modern Art: Edibley good. Some is inverted, most is like inkblots waiting for your interpretation. Favourite Artist: Unsure. I like stronge colours, involved plots. Favourite colour: orange Length of Hair: mid-back Bohemian pretentions?: Not this week, thankyou Favourite Italian food: Infamous Fettuccini Alfredo
Comments:
I usually peruse for oil and abstraction-I'm glad your sardonic ad caught me, I enjoyed your Piano
Rachel - 12/30/97 16:39:16 My Email:Rachel_Walker@Brown.edu Opinion of Modern Art: hmmm. . . good? Favourite Artist: My mom Favourite colour: red Length of Hair: its kind of curly and knappy so its much longer when its wet, when it dries it shrinks up just below my shoulders Bohemian pretentions?: no thanks Favourite Italian food: pizza
Comments:
Hi, I think your web site is cute. And your teletubby was great, satisfying my fetish for all things British. I am fed up with high art pretensions as well and hate the reactions I get from professors about my underground comix. They can fuck off. : )
. I write because I want to move to London for a few months when I graduate next year, and i was planning to work on street corners painting portraits of any willing passer-bys onto black velvet, I thought maybe you could give me some location suggestio
s, prime street-corners, parks, etc. . .
Keep up the bad art
Cheers, Rachel.
Teza Lord - 12/08/97 01:22:00 My URL:http://(soon to come)artofzlord.com My Email:Zlord@aol.com Opinion of Modern Art: today is here-- unless I'm in a time warp? -- you're bad I'm bad, we're both modern -- I'm an outside outsider Favourite Artist: me and you Favourite colour: black and blue and red and yellow and green and orange and lavender and fuschia and pink with bright red dots and white with nothing inbetween Length of Hair: which day? today it's, un, lemmesee, sorta medium, growing out, on way to really really long Bohemian pretentions?: I curse Favourite Italian food: olive pits
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love your site. sent you email, did you get? Let's stay in touch. I exhibit in Santa Fe and New Orleans and am only emerging after long time fearing it. Gulp. Am also writer. Have a memoir with a literary agent now. Watch me! Regards, TEzzeen, the
Zlord
Yong Tai Si - 12/05/97 03:16:54 My Email:taisi@rocketmail.com Opinion of Modern Art: no modern art or primitive art, only art. Favourite Artist: Rothko(?) Favourite colour: white Length of Hair: 33.75cm Bohemian pretentions?: un-ohyty-kdo Favourite Italian food: expresso (food?)
Comments:
I like your old piano.
Ken M. - 11/30/97 07:17:40 My URL:http://www.brainlink.com/~hudson/index.html My Email:hudson@brainlink.com Opinion of Modern Art: It is very diversified. Favourite Artist: That changes from day to day. Favourite colour: green (money) Length of Hair: Variable Bohemian pretentions?: I've found them (us) to be egomaniacs. Favourite Italian food: Fettacinni
Comments:
Interesting website.
I like the luscious paint on the "Piano". Great art seems to have very
much to do with who you know (cliques).
At first I thought you were talking about
Soho in New York. Then I realized the
original Soho is in London. I want to go
back there again.
Morgan Rose - 11/24/97 17:48:10 My Email:ediblewoman@hotmail.com Opinion of Modern Art: all art is good art, it is a form of release Favourite Artist: Catalina Donoso Barros Favourite colour: Dull Length of Hair: 15 inches Favourite Italian food: Frederico
Comments:
I'm starving for my art, my university grades are slipping, all for this thing called painting. I am not terrifically great at it, but I live to do it. Tell me some secrets on how to fund my habitual work.
bar chaz mattson .muddaubber - 11/17/97 00:23:31 My Email:do you think i want you contacting me Opinion of Modern Art: crap Favourite Artist: c m r Favourite colour: that one over there Length of Hair: yes Bohemian pretentions?: jack k. Favourite Italian food: anchoives
Comments:
i like it, i wish i thought of it, you got it, ride it.
bar chaz mattson .muddaubber - 11/17/97 00:22:28 My Email:do you think i want you contacting me Opinion of Modern Art: crap Favourite Artist: c m r Favourite colour: that one over there Length of Hair: yes Bohemian pretentions?: jack k. Favourite Italian food: anchoives
Comments:
i like it, i wish i thought of it, you got it, ride it.
bar chaz mattson .muddaubber - 11/17/97 00:14:56 My Email:do you think i want you contacting me Opinion of Modern Art: crap Favourite Artist: c m r Favourite colour: that one over there Length of Hair: yes Bohemian pretentions?: jack k. Favourite Italian food: anchoives
Comments:
i like it, i wish i thought of it, you got it, ride it.
Ed Tarpley - 11/09/97 05:06:08 My Email:toplon@bellsouth.net Opinion of Modern Art: Wow! They get paid for that?! Favourite Artist: Franz Mark Favourite colour: puke green Length of Hair: 6.38in. (appr.) Bohemian pretentions?: Yes. Favourite Italian food: Spaghetti
Comments:
I've never seen oil on photograph before.
Keep up the good work.
dfm - 11/04/97 18:37:05 My Email:dfm Opinion of Modern Art: COOL Favourite Artist: Mondrian Favourite colour: blue Length of Hair: starting to get long Bohemian pretentions?: mmmmmmmm Favourite Italian food: hahahaha
Comments:
Cool!!!!
I like your idea:
BAD ART
really cool.
Ross - 10/21/97 12:13:39 My Email:gash@infonie.fr Opinion of Modern Art: generally pretty low Favourite Artist: Peter Webb Favourite colour: red oxide Length of Hair: which ones Bohemian pretentions?: no Favourite Italian food: Paola
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It's true that your paintings are fairly bad but there were some redeeming qualities in your rabbit commission piece, although I'm not sure what they were. Keep trying and keep posting more works because I enjoyed visiting your site, ciao.
MELISSA - 10/20/97 02:57:46 My Email:WMC.@TUSCONET.COM Opinion of Modern Art: LOVE IT...I PAINT IT Favourite Artist: PICASSO Favourite colour: BLUE Length of Hair: LONG Bohemian pretentions?: WHAT? Favourite Italian food: 3 CHEESE BAKED PASTA (ANY)
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enrico mitrovich - 10/03/97 17:05:48 My URL:http://www.clab.it/em/galleria/ere2.htm My Email:emitrov@goldnet.it Opinion of Modern Art: interesting Favourite Artist: otto dix Favourite colour: blue Length of Hair: 4 cm Bohemian pretentions?: yes Favourite Italian food: spaghetti alla puttanesca
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Your work is interesting
jason levy - 09/30/97 21:59:21 Opinion of Modern Art: politically based crap Favourite Artist: francis bacon Favourite colour: blue Length of Hair: shaved Bohemian pretentions?: nil. Favourite Italian food: my girlfriend
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John Nettles - 09/30/97 15:13:02 My Email:Bergerac.com Opinion of Modern Art: Lovely Favourite Artist: Kandinsky Favourite colour: Poiple Length of Hair: Crew cut Bohemian pretentions?: Pipe smoking Favourite Italian food: Nettle soup
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Never in the field of bad art, has so much been owed by so many to so few
Bob G. - 09/29/97 02:00:54 My Email:MackUser@aol.com Opinion of Modern Art: Yes, I have one, thanks. Favourite Artist: Miranda (My wife) Favourite colour: Blue, no... green! Length of Hair: Before or after it's cut? Bohemian pretentions?: Must you ask? Favourite Italian food: Sophia Loren
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Actually, my wife loved the piano quite a bit.
I just enjoyed the whole site. Much success to you. -- Bob and Miranda
Michael Hennessy & Barbara Schwarz - 09/23/97 08:10:20 My Email:Dayamm@aol.com Opinion of Modern Art: Most of it would satisfy Hugh Grant. Favourite Artist: You\Lautrec Favourite colour: Harvest Gold Length of Hair: Can't tell without a mirror Bohemian pretensions?: Several Favourite Italian food: Sure
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It's fascinating what one can do with photos these days.
I used to contend with my wife that there was no "bad" art, but you've made a believer out of me!
Keep up the BAD work!
Cheers, Big Ears!
Michael Hennessy & Barbara Schwarz - 09/23/97 08:00:26 My Email:Dayamm@aol.com Opinion of Modern Art: Most of it would satisfy Hugh Grant. Favourite Artist: You\Lautrec Favourite colour: Harvest Gold Length of Hair: Can't tell without a mirror Bohemian pretensions?: Several Favourite Italian food: Sure
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It's fascinating what one can do with photos these days.
I used to contend with my wife that there was no "bad" art, but you've made a believer out of me!
Keep up the BAD work!
Cheers, Big Ears!
Terri - 09/22/97 03:34:51 My Email:rugger@pacbell.net Opinion of Modern Art: alot of faking going on Favourite Artist: You Favourite colour: small Length of Hair: Which one? Bohemian pretensions?: What's a pretension? Favourite Italian food: Pizza Hut
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I just knew you had to be English - such style, such elegance. Wish there were more of you about. (Can you paint a picture of my rabbit if I send you a polaroid?)
Vanessa Workman - 09/17/97 16:04:34 My Email:namkrow@sirius.com Opinion of Modern Art: too many so-called artists Favourite Artist: Larry Rivers/Howard Finster Favourite colour: turquoise? Length of Hair: 24 inches Bohemian pretensions?: I don't have a poker face Favourite Italian food: angel fur pasta
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You sure that yellow guy isn't Curious George?
I think you have the right idea about art...it
should come from the heart and not be taken too
serious.You obviously have the skills to paint
anything...so then you have the pseudo-sophisticates that will judge you on subject matter,as if they even have a clue.Next time you are in San Francisco I'd like to meet you.
Vanessa
Heather McAvey - 09/15/97 14:37:40 My Email:hmcavey@erols.com Opinion of Modern Art: open to interpretation Favourite Artist: changes daily Favourite colour: vibrant Length of Hair: too long Bohemian pretensions?: isn't that an oxymoron? Favourite Italian food: tiramasu
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I'm enjoying the procociosness of "teletubby". He makes a terrific wallpaper.
kimberly caputo - 09/14/97 04:59:27 My Email:kicaputo@VASSAR.EDU Opinion of Modern Art: i love it Favourite Artist: egon schiele Favourite colour: can't decide Length of Hair: 7 inches? Bohemian pretensions?: not really Favourite Italian food: spedini (breaded veal/onion/bayleaf rolled and fried and served on a toothpick) bring it on.
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i really like the painting of the piano a lot.
a lot.
bye
travis - 09/08/97 04:01:45 My URL:http://www.missouri.edu/~c621864 My Email:c621864@showme.missouri.edu Opinion of Modern Art: less is a bore Favourite Artist: polke Favourite colour: anything ugly Length of Hair: 10K Bohemian pretensions?: coffee sucks Favourite Italian food: dry pasta
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two opposing ideas may both be right, it all depends on the interpreter. this is the state of art. bad art is in the interpretation
ronn ames - 09/05/97 06:35:19 Opinion of Modern Art: love some hate some Favourite Artist: miro, kandinsky,klee,etc. Favourite colour: primaries Length of Hair: huh? Bohemian pretensions?: wine olive oil balsamic Favourite Italian food: bruschetta w/ salsa
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the end product is not as important as the process because it is in the abandonement to the process that gut art appears. It can be seen in the gesture left by the medium and in the rawness of the images .Within us lies an indefinite reservoir of original
images. We just need to abandon our preconceptions and trust in the entity behind the breath to bring to fruition the icons floating in the abyss of our subconscious.This is the beauty of surrendering to the creative process.You never know what the end re
ult is going to be,but sometimes the mind will be amazed or horrified or embarrassed ,but so what about what it thinks! The only relevance is getting out of the way and allowing it to flow
Paata - 08/20/97 17:23:22 My Email:lion@mmc.net.ge Opinion of Modern Art: dic Favourite Artist: me Favourite colour: braun Length of Hair: 100 meter Bohemian pretensions?: suks Favourite Italian food: shet
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You all realy cen to kiss my ass!
David - 08/04/97 14:24:09 My Email:D.Bradbury@pemail.net Opinion of Modern Art: A five year-old could do it Favourite Artist: David Bradbury Favourite colour: Green Length of Hair: Quite short Bohemian pretensions?: Plenty - Bathers at Asnieres -sheer poetry Favourite Italian food: Pasta with sun-dried tomatoes